Monday, March 24, 2008


You think R-Kelly is bad because he likes to pee on people? I say more power to him. Some people like a golden shower. I'm not one to judge, especially someone so talented as Mr. Kelly. Granted he definitely slept with that 14 year old but if he got cleared in court then who am I to say otherwise. But Kwame. Man WTF?

"Mayor Kwame M. Kilpatrick was charged on Monday with misconduct in office, obstruction of justice, conspiracy to commit obstruction of justice and perjury, felonies that could end his political career and send him to prison for as long as 80 years."

80 years?!

I was sure that they would charge him with a few things but when you're mayor and you do so many heinous things that they can lock you up for 80 years, then you f-ed up man. End of story.

I mean dude, skip town. You're in deep.

But no, Kwame isn't one to run. I guess that's about the only good thing you can say about him. But it's to a fault. The fact is he thinks he is going to be cleared of any wrongdoing and even worse he is not going to give up his reign of pain. Somewhere in that little chicken brain of his he still thinks he can be president one day. Someone needs to punch him in the nose. You know, so his eyes water and he sees things fresh.

Moral of the story: If you don't want someone to see something you write, don't write it down.

Stop texting



Lighter than Muki, but darker than Kris said...

Kwame "The Coon" Kilpatrick now has his own section reserved at For those of you who dont know - its a bad thing.

Lighter than Muki, but darker than Kris said...

I would also like to mention that urinating on people is not ok. its very unhygienic and terribly uncivilized.

K said...

yeah, gross to the peeing on people. all i know is it sucks to be christine beatty. that bitch better cut a deal and testify (which she will, mark my words)

Anonymous said...

why can't you all just leave him alone. LEAVE HIM ALONE! It's his bizness, let the man deal with it and get back to runnin the City.

Other guy said...

i think he was sexting, not texting.